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Stories

These are stories I made up when I was four and five years old.

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Once upon a time there was a little lady bug and the ladybug bothered nobody.

People did not break the ladybug and nobody never fought him.

The end.

 


Once upon a time, there was a little lady, and she was named my mommy.

Also, it was going to be a great day to go to the park.

The end.

 


Once upon a time, there was a little chopper thing that eats spiders up and bumblebees up, and they smashed them up and they died.

The end.

 


Once upon a time, the was a little pig and a little sheep. They were happy to see each other. They got a kiss from each other. That means they love each other. And the pig was not weaering sun glasses, but he was wearing a hat. The sheep was not wearing a hat, but she had sun glasses. The pig and sheep wore different things. Are they same? No.

So, that's the end of the story.

 


Once upon a time, I got a boo boo because I hurt my leg and got scraped by a scratchy, scratchy table. And I got a band aid. Mom helped me, and I was glad. And I'm named Avery.

The end.

 


Once upon a time, I had my blankey, and it was little and I had my big blankey too. And Koben was being naughty, and I said, "Hey Koben." And I said "Hey mom, Koben is being mean to me and Koben is hitting me." And he went away and he went to sleep, and I went to preschool or played my game.

The end.

 


Once upon a time, there was me, and Koben was being naughty, and he was kicking me, and clobbering me, and punching me. And I said, "Hey mom, Koben is kicking me and clobbering me, and punching me."

Koben did not stop.

The end.

 


Once upon a time, I was six years old. I had a tooth fall out. I picked out one treat, and I asked mom, "Hey mom, can I pick out just one treat?"

And mom said, "Yeah, honey."

So she gave me the bucket full of treats, and I was glad to pick out Nerds. And I liked the Nerds, but not Cottage Cheese or Tangy Sandwiches.

But I like crackers.

"That's a giggle food," is what I said. And I said, "You can only eat crakers some times."

The end.

 


Once upon a time, there were five cats. I was five years old also. One was named Ngagi, one was named Hiva, one was named Zamu, one was named Zoe, and one was named Hoggy.

That's the end of the story.

 


Once upon a time, Hoggy died, and then I got four cats now, but I was not four years old, I was five years old. And I did not joke around with the cats. And I did not do mean things to the cats, and I played Nick Junior for a little bit. And I had a good day, and I was being a good boy.

Mom and dad said "Hey Aver! What are you playing? Is that Nick Junior? Are you by yourself for a little while?"

I said "Yes. This is Nick Jr."

And mom and dad said, "That's great! We are so happy for you. You can play for a little while longer."

I played for five more minutes.

The end.

 


Once upon a time, I had a thing called My Twisty Toy. We have that right now. And I said, "Mom, I have my Twisty Toy." And mom said, "We have that right now." And I said "Yep, I do have that right now." And mom said "We bought that for you. Koben can not play with the Twisty Toy." And I called Koben "Coburn".

The end.

 


Once upon a time, I had nothing that's dangerous and there were just dangerous tools in the garage. And there were some sharp things on the ground of the garage. And we went to CostCo. We just wanted to buy one thing. It was called Grapes, and that's the end of the story.

 


I had a story that's called "A poppay a jaw jaw jolo."

In Spanish, I said "Por Favor, manzana." And madre said "si".

The end.

 


Once upon a time, there was Willy. And Willy was blue in my game and he really came from under the ground, and he builds houses. And mom does not know English words, but she knows some English words, but not all the English words.

 


Once upon a time. Oklahoma is a state and Ohio is also a state. And I came drinking some chocolate milk and vanilla milk and strawberry milk. I had three cups of milk. One was named Chocolate. One was named Vanilla. And one was named Strawberry.